Homosekskikkersperma



Homosekskikkersperma is the rough Dutch translation and euphemism of gay frog semen produced by Biclintonasia. This type of semen is rumored to be created through extreme genetic modification of human semen supplied by the Pornography Empire.

Genetic Structure
In the initial years of the project, every seed was devoid of any male chromosomes or any other triggers for gender determination, which made them all permanently female. This turned the species into a dead end from the first generation, making them essentially disposable. The genetic code also instructed the resulting organism to have an emblem on her belly, signifying allegiance to Biclintonasia, and on top of that to have a dominantly orange and white look, but with splatters of cyan and magenta all over the face. However, new reports suggest that the frogs are capable of developing "Masculine" bodies and genitals but despite such traits they never mate with the other sex; the frogs no longer develop the same facial & bodily colorations, according to recent sightings around 6/9/2041.

Furthermore, it develops a brain capable of interpreting normal human vision and speech, but not capable of imitating it, leaving thoughts and speech to be simple screeches instead of intelligible words, minimizing dissent. The brain also drives the bipedal nature of the animal.

Fertilization
The seeds fertilize themselves on command. This is done by transforming the seeds into a hybrid of egg and sperm cells and simply duplicating the information in the seed. It is important for the seeds to have zero defects in this process, otherwise the result is a defective frog. This can be in looks, behaviour or both, with behaviour being the far more dangerous kind of defect. As such, a defective seed is immediately disposed of before it can be fertilized.

Storage
When unfertilized, seeds are stored in the cum tributes of Penibutthole, a small village in a remote part of Biclintonasia. These can be retrieved at any time, as more sperm is added every 14 days to compensate for any losses. The cum tributes are resilient against casual sabotage, but are still to be guarded 24/7.