Real Fart Niggas

A monologue written by Giga Gay Goat Garrett Gates Bates Hates, the Master of Dogfucking.
These fart niggas are so real. Do you know how real these fart niggas are? Really real & very real. They fart. They're niggers, and they are fart niggas.

My cock took a big shit on the floor. After poop came out of the dick, I, Garrett P. E. N. I. S. Bates, farted. It irritated the 20 fart niggas.

It was real fart nigga hours.

The fart niggas farted louder, and they were niggers. That really made me angry. I was really angry. Do you know how angry I was? Very angry. The very angy.

I pulled out my cock and began whizzing on the fart niggas. The fart niggas were whizzed on. I liked whizzing on the fart niggers. I enjoy whizzing on the fart niggers. The fart niggers were whizzed on so hard.

It was time for me to take my six gorrilion autism & adhd meds. It didn't matter, though, I was too busy whizzing on the fart niggas.

And then, it happened: The fart niggas whizzed on me. This made my penis the very big penis. I like being whizzed on by the fart niggas. I really really really really like being whizzed on by the fart niggas. But this made me arngy. Vrey very anrgy. So I let us fux0red them and the died. The end.

By Garrett "Glowkiebolt34" Bates from Huntsville, Alabama