Sin Synthesis Syndicate

MALIGNANT ORGANIZATION ID: 7S37MVA The Sin Synthesis Syndicate, often abbreviated to Sn³, is the main trade service of the Pornography Empire. It inspects all imports and exports to see if they meet their requirements. After a security leak was made public to the world by a Front Gamma legion invading the empire, when a certain item fails to meet the requirements, it is modified for certain hardware backdoors or ideological implementations.

Their abbreviation is an accidental play on the element tin (Sn).

History
Soon after the foundation of the Gay Fart Nigga Squadron, emperor Garrett Bates felt that everything coming into and out of the country should be inspected and conformed to his ideology. He believed that citizens needed an absurd amount of protection from certain evil. Garrett hasn't publicly stated as to what evil this is, though we can guess, nor has he made the service known to the public.

The new service imposed high tariffs on all imports and exports to fund itself, almost creating a worldwide, self-imposed trade embargo. This improved the imperial economy internally as goods were no longer feasibly manufacturable abroad, giving Garrett even more control over his empire. Whatever did slip through the tariffs was thoroughly inspected, and if it was found to have an irreparable error, it was sent back.

Types of fixes
Several examples of product fixes include:
 * Electronics, where the machine's internals are replaced with a Databrawl server;
 * Letters, where all dissenting information is blacked out and completely straightened out to remove dents from the original script;
 * Toys, where they enrich it with sexual themes, removing dissenting subliminal messages if needed;
 * And storage media like thumb drives and CDs, where dissenting information would be wiped off.

Important Staff Members

 * Garrett Bates, founder and supreme commander;
 * Dakota Opea, head engineer